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Contents

1. Moving South

2. Hunger

3. At War

4. By-election

5. Feel the Love

6. At Home with the Stansgates

7. White Heat

8. Crazy Asian War

9. Seizing an Early March

10. The Band

11. Sterling

12. Can't Hardly Wait

13. The Call

14. Eyes on the Prize

15. The Intersection of Carnaby Street and Madison Avenue

16. I, Robot

17. And So This Is Christmas

18. Ship of Fools

19. The Rest of the Robots

20. It's a Long, Long Journey

21. Some Day We Shall Return

22. Ono no Komachi

23. Think It's Gonna Be All Right

24. Ride of the Valkyries

25. Subversion

26. Genewalissimo

27. The Very Secret Diary

28. M3

29. Say a Little Prayer

30. Fiji, My Fiji, How Beautiful Thou Art

31. The Prisoner

32. In the Direction of Badness

33. The Memory of Barry Goldwater

34. We Can't Go On This Way

35. Don't You Love Your Country?

36. Spicks and Specks

37. November the Seventh is Too Late

38. Film at Eleven

39. Savaged by a Dead Donkey

40. Permanent Revolution

Appendix A

Thaxted

Part 39 - Savaged by a Dead Donkey
Friday, 3 October, 1980

Dear Diary,

A very bad day.

It all goes back to the National Inheritance, I suppose.

The idea was simplicity itself. Much of the class basis of our society comes from inherited wealth, inherited capital. Give the proletariat the same birthright as the exploiter classes and you break the nexus between birth and privilege.

The idea was fundamentally fair, too. To get a good start in life, the best time to get an inheritance is at age 18. Yet some people, through no fault of their own, have to wait years before their parents die. To give everyone an equal inheritance at 18 overcomes both accidents of birth and death.

So, all inheritances go into a pool. After deducting administrative costs and taxes at the end of the year the pool is divided among all those who have attained their majority: lower- middle- and upper-class alike. Of course, there are safeguards to prevent smarties 'taking it with them' by gifting money to others in the years immediately preceding their deaths.

But all this fairness is just seen by critics as 'intrusive' and 'demoralising' and, strangest of all, 'double taxation'. It's not a tax, it's a redistribution. But it doesn't stop the campaign of dishonesty from the nay-sayers, who even have the gall to call this working-class benefiting scheme 'the Prole Tax'.

I have to say that our side didn't play their cards as well as they might. Michael, whose responsibility this was originally, didn't take the fight up to the other side as he should. In fairness, he did try. But his shadow, Lawson, just laughed at his donkey jacket and joshed that an attack by Michael was like being savaged by a dead donkey.

Of course Peggy moved Michael to the Foreign Office and promoted Neil. But Neil has not lived up to his earlier promise and has been surprisingly ineffectual.

The riots and suchlike had a number of people in the party jittery, especially with next year being an election year. It wasn't just softies but a number in the Programme, too. But what shocked me was Michael's speech in the Commons. He accused Peggy of being dictatorial, manipulative and, of all things, undemocratic! It wasn't just the unfairness of the attack that astounded me but the ingratitude.

Although Denis advised against it, Peggy - being Peggy - decided to put her leadership to a vote of the parliamentary party. If Jennie had still been around she would have argued against it too and maybe the two would have dissuaded her.

The result was tragic. The rump of the Callaghanites, those that haven't gone Liberal, voted against her. After Michael's speech it was inevitable the softies would go too. But Neil turned traitor too, taking a substantial minority of the Programme with him also.

I was all for fighting on but Denis told Peggy, regretfully, that with the split in the Programme itself any supra-parliamentary action was doomed. Peggy accepted the inevitable, dried her eyes, and went out to give one of the best and bravest press conferences I'd ever seen. Couldn't bear to question her myself, left that to Ludo.

The Party picks a new leader tomorrow. I'm packing up Number 10 now. I'll start with our books.

[If you'll just let me continue.]



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