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Contents

1. Moving South

2. Hunger

3. At War

4. By-election

5. Feel the Love

6. At Home with the Stansgates

7. White Heat

8. Crazy Asian War

9. Seizing an Early March

10. The Band

11. Sterling

12. Can't Hardly Wait

13. The Call

14. Eyes on the Prize

15. The Intersection of Carnaby Street and Madison Avenue

16. I, Robot

17. And So This Is Christmas

18. Ship of Fools

19. The Rest of the Robots

20. It's a Long, Long Journey

21. Some Day We Shall Return

22. Ono no Komachi

23. Think It's Gonna Be All Right

24. Ride of the Valkyries

25. Subversion

26. Genewalissimo

27. The Very Secret Diary

28. M3

29. Say a Little Prayer

30. Fiji, My Fiji, How Beautiful Thou Art

31. The Prisoner

32. In the Direction of Badness

33. The Memory of Barry Goldwater

34. We Can't Go On This Way

35. Don't You Love Your Country?

36. Spicks and Specks

37. November the Seventh is Too Late

38. Film at Eleven

39. Savaged by a Dead Donkey

40. Permanent Revolution

Appendix A

Thaxted

Part 16 - I, Robot
(Monday, 5 August, 1968)

It wasn't going to be easy solving the economic problems of a country overnight, thought Chancellor Sir Keith Joseph. But the PM had given him a clear remit - be sensible! It didn't matter if things were done differently, provided they worked.

His Permanent Secretary, Sir William Armstrong, had come up trumps. There had been a Treasury proposal on file since the fifties. Sir William was too professional to say it directly but the Chancellor suspected that the proposal would have been implemented years ago, but for a succession of spineless occupants of Number Eleven.

Sir Keith's predecessor, Edward Heath, was now languishing on the back bench. Heath had tried to maintain the DUK at US$1.40 The impact on Britain's balance of payments had been devastating. The DUK had been devalued to US$1.10 The dislocation had been terrible as businesses and individuals adjusted to the sudden change in value and the inevitable inflation that had occurred. Worse still, foreign investors had anticipated the move, selling DUKs beforehand and buying them back after more cheaply. The cupboard was nearly bare at the Bank of England. And printing more dollars sterling at a time of inflation was unthinkable.

So it was that Sir William suggested the Robot. Instead of the best and brightest in Treasury trying to set a value on the DUK, that task could be left to the Robot, freeing up the mandarins for more important duties. When Sir William first mentioned the Robot, Sir Keith was put in mind of some sort of electronic thinking-machine, the kind that the Sunday colour supplements were always going on about. But the Robot was simpler than that.

"We don't set a price on the DUK at all, Chancellor," the Permanent Secretary explained, "we let the market do that."

"The market?"

"Exactly, Chancellor. If a chap wants to buy DUKs he finds a chap that wants to sell them and they agree on a price."

"So no need to involve the Bank of England at all?"

"Strictly speaking, no, Chancellor. Not unless you want to make money for the government."

This comment interested Sir Keith. Normally the Bank lost money on currency fluctuations, as speculators bought or sold with the Bank in anticipation of needed movements. "How so, Sir William?" he asked.

"Rather than being a central clearing house the Bank just becomes one trader. And the Bank can buy or sell DUKs, or any other currency, in anticipation of how the market may value the DUK."

The Chancellor thought out loud. "Certain future government initiatives could impact on the value the market places on the DUK. Budgets and things like that." He paused. "If the Bank of England were privy to information like that, it would be insider trading!"

"Indeed, Chancellor, it would be highly improper as you note. The Governor of the Bank of England and his directors would have to maintain an arms-length relationship with key members of HM Government. I include you in that category, of course." Here, the tone of Sir William's voice changed, becoming almost conspiratorial, "Nevertheless, with an above average Board of Directors, one would expect the Bank to make a healthy profit. A profit that could be paid as a dividend to the Government."

"That might help balance the budget," said Sir Keith, cheerfully.

Sir William put on a doleful expression, "Alas, Chancellor, were that it so. The dividend would be useful but just a drop in the bucket. Well, maybe a splash. The balance of payments, the budget deficit..." The civil servant's voice trailed off.

"Well, it's like my old father used to say, 'You can't spend more than you earn. The world doesn't owe you a living!'"

"Exactly, Chancellor. Would that all your predecessors shared your starkness and clarity of vision."

"Hmm, yes, previous Chancellors have been a little stop-go, haven't they Sir William? Doing little cuts then taking off the handbrake before things are properly fixed. This is what everyone expects from us."

"It isn't really for me to say, Chancellor."

"Sir William, what if we did some really swinging cuts, to welfare, education, health..." In his enthusiasm Sir Keith suddenly thought the unthinkable, "...and defense? Cut a billion dollars off the budget. What price might the Robot put on the DUK then?"

"We might even see a return to the heady days of US$1.40, Chancellor."

"The market wouldn't be expecting that, eh Sir William?" Sir Keith held a thoughtful finger up in the air. "Apropos of nothing, Sir William, as the new Chancellor I really should meet with the Governor of the Bank of England. Arms-length of course. Claridge's, I think. Can you get young Ian to tee up a luncheon appointment in my diary for one day next week?"

"Yes, Chancellor."

"The Robot, eh? I might just make my name with this initiative."

"Yes, Chancellor."

[If you'll just let me continue.]



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