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Contents
1. Moving South
2. Hunger
3. At War
4. By-election
5. Feel the Love
6. At Home with the Stansgates
7. White Heat
8. Crazy Asian War
9. Seizing an Early March
10. The Band
11. Sterling
12. Can't Hardly Wait
13. The Call
14. Eyes on the Prize
15. The Intersection of Carnaby Street and Madison Avenue
16. I, Robot
17. And So This Is Christmas
18. Ship of Fools
19. The Rest of the Robots
20. It's a Long, Long Journey
21. Some Day We Shall Return
22. Ono no Komachi
23. Think It's Gonna Be All Right
24. Ride of the Valkyries
25. Subversion
26. Genewalissimo
27. The Very Secret Diary
28. M3
29. Say a Little Prayer
30. Fiji, My Fiji, How Beautiful Thou Art
31. The Prisoner
32. In the Direction of Badness
33. The Memory of Barry Goldwater
34. We Can't Go On This Way
35. Don't You Love Your Country?
36. Spicks and Specks
37. November the Seventh is Too Late
38. Film at Eleven
39. Savaged by a Dead Donkey
40. Permanent Revolution
Appendix A
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Part 30 - Fiji, My Fiji, How Beautiful Thou Art |
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(Tuesday, 3 February, 1970)
Peggy had largely streamlined government processes. In the past a cabinet
of almost 30 people had proved unwieldy - any measure brought before such a
body would be subject to a bewildering number of viewpoints each
representing competing interests. In a cabinet of equals it was almost
impossible to make decisions without some form of compromise.
Hence the system of Cabinet sub-committees. Each subcommittee was limited
to a few relevant and trusted ministers, and Peggy. Today the Prime
Minister was meeting with her 'D' sub-committee, responsible for defence of
the realm. Peggy wasn't really happy with the word 'realm' but the other
substitutes that came to mind, 'union' and 'commonwealth' could be prone to
misinterpretation. But for the moment there were more important things to
consider than nomenclature.
Denis Healey spoke briskly but his voice could not hide his underlying
concern, "None of the three services can be said to be reliable. We are
promoting the democratic officers as best we can but our best intelligence
is that they are still outnumbered by likely Unisonists. Our position is
marginally better in the Army than the RN or RAF but the Army presents the
greatest threat against the popular government."
Jennie Lee added that she was comfortable with the Chief Constables of the
four largest cities but that it would take time to get reliable people in
the other regions, police appointments having latterly been so devolved.
During this period of transition is was vital to have a reliable army.
Peggy pondered. Eventually there would have to be a new People's Army built
entirely from scratch. In the meantime there would have to be... not a
compromise, like those Stalinists in Moscow were always making but an
intermediate step.
"How about a purge?" she suggested.
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The President was rapidly losing his temper with his hapless Secretary of
Defense. "Do you understand what I'm saying, son?"
"Absolutely, Mr President," said Bob. It was still 'Mr President' to his
face although since September last year the whole White House was calling
him 'Lyn' behind his back. "But our constitutional processes, our courts
and our legislatures, are like an electronic computer. They have to be fed
the right information to work properly. If we just..."
"I'm asking you to feed 'em the right information, Bob," Lyn growled, "And
the right information is that at no time have US forces targeted civilians."
Garbage in, garbage out, thought Bob. Aloud, he said, "Mr President, even
if I limited myself to deliberate targeting there's still ambiguity. In
Vietnam, who is a civilian? The NLF have their own provisional government.
Is an official of that..."
Lyn broke into a paragraph of blistering Texan dialect. The gist of it was
that Bob was to tell the congressional committee that US forces had never
targeted civilians. If he couldn't do that he should, what was the word
Bobby used, stonewall the committee.
And then the half hour was over. It was time for Bobby to come and give his
briefing about the rest of the Asia-Pacific region.
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Jennie looked at Peggy as if the PM had just said something Stalinist in her
own right. "A purge, Prime Minister?"
"Indeed. Our armed forces are to defend the people and their government,
the realm if you will. But at the moment they are a threat rather than a
protection. And many of the servicemen are not even located in Britain, is
that not so Denis?"
"Yes, Prime Minister. We have many troops in Germany protecting Western
Europe from the iron heel of Soviet error. And even with our withdrawal
from Vietnam will still have considerable forces East of Suez - Malaysia,
the Pacific islands, places like that."
"Where they are not defending the realm?" asked Peggy.
"Oh, we have interests there, Prime Minister," said Denis, airily. What
those interests were, he couldn't say in detail. Foreign and Commonwealth
Office matter, really. And the FCO weren't represented at the meeting of
the 'D' sub-committee.
"So," concluded Margaret, "If we withdrew from, as you say, East of the
Suez, we could substantially reduce the army in size. Give the excess
officers early retirements and take steps to ensure that the right officers
are retired.
"Yes, Prime Minister," chorused Denis and Jennie.
Peggy pursed her lips. She hadn't finished speaking. It was so rude of
people to interrupt her and they would not learn. On the other hand she had
an extraordinary tolerance of people saying 'yes' to her so she let the
matter slide.
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For some reason Lyn still had a bee in his bonnet about Vietnam. The war
was all but over, it was just a matter of getting the Politburo in Hanoi to
see this.
"I don't get it, Bobby," Lyn said, "You got Russia and Red China skirmishing
over that river yet both sides are supporting Ho."
"Ho's dead, sir," said Bobby as deferentially as he could manage, "Le Duan
is the new Chairman".
"Whoever," Lyn muttered, "So which of Russia and China do the Vietnamese
favour?"
"The Soviet Union," Bobby explained, "But many of the supplies Moscow sends
are shipped through China."
"So Russia and China are almost at war with each other and Russia's shipping
arms through them?" asked Lyn.
"Not only that, sir, but the Vietnamese believe that the Chinese are
skimming some of the supplies for themselves."
"Can't we ask Mao to stop the shipments? Do us a favour and we can do him
one back?"
Bobby was glad that he'd told Hank to stay away. Lyn's questions would have
been sure to prompt one of the Security Adviser's little schemes. Hank was
forever going on about the need for better relations with the PRC while
studiously ignoring just what sort of man Mao Zhedong was. "Hank, the
American public won't stand for it," Bobby had told him. "So don't tell
them," was Hank's reply. That was Hank's problem - he could be insightful
and at times brilliant but he lacked the intuitive understanding of
transparency and democratic values that came so naturally to native born
Americans.
Besides, Lyn seemed distracted enough over Watershed. Limiting the
President to a single channel of foreign policy advice prevented further
distraction.
"We're not in a position to engage in high level negotiations directly,"
said Bobby. "We'll have to go through a trusted ally." Normally they used
Britain.
Bobby glanced at the clock in the Oval Office. Time was getting away. He'd
better mention Fiji.
"It's not a domino, or anything, Mr President, but the CIA think Fiji is
going to go Communist on independence."
Lyn looked sharply up, "Didn't a lot of those African countries do just the
same thing?"
"Yes, Mr President. But it didn't last. Usually corruption, or coups, or
tribalism ensured they made the transition to stable dictatorships. Often
it didn't need our involvement at all. But Fiji's different. All those
African nations had democratic elections at the outset. With Fiji,
Communism is almost hard wired into the proposed constitution."
Lyn's gaze became more critical, "A proposed constitution written by those
Limeys you tell me are so democratic. Is there something wrong with the
picture you've painted me?"
Bobby spoke soothingly, "There's some residual Fabian socialism in the
British Colonial Office, it's been like that for years. And with Lord
Stansgate in charge," both men smiled at a shared memory, "that doesn't
exactly help. But things aren't much different than they were under Prime
Minister Butler. Do you remember how we thought that new Zimbabwe country
was going to be Communist forever?"
Both men smiled again.
Suddenly Bobby was serious, Kennedy-grim. "I've spoken with John McCone.
The agency will take steps to ensure Fiji has the same choices as other
newly independent nations."
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(Saturday, 21 March, 1970)
The meeting with Lyn had been exactly as Peggy had expected. The First
Secretary was old for a man in his mid-sixties and terribly set in his ways.
Peggy also noted with disdain that the woman described as his 'personal
physician' could not have been more than nineteen, although pretty in a
bovine way.
But things were a little more lively at the soiree she was hosting at the
British embassy on the Smolenskaya Naberezhnaya. She had been addressing
members of the politburo on the merits of Marxism. While other visitors had
preached capitalism, Peggy's lecture was a novel experience for most of
them. Only Gromyko could remember Hoxha's visit in 1953.
Once the speech was over, the next pedagogic phase was showing the Soviet
leadership how a proper G&T was made. While the throng was being served,
Peggy found herself in discussion with a slim bespectacled fifty-something
man with greying hair.
"I used to think British Empire was in decline," he confessed, "But
listening to you, lady Prime Minister, I am not so sure."
"Thank you," said Peggy, "but there is no British Empire. My government is
opposed to imperialism in all forms."
"This is also the policy of the Russian SFSR. It is also the identical
policy of the other 14 socialist republics of the USSR, our allies in the
Warsaw Pact and the Mongolian People's Republic," he said without an
apparent trace of irony. "If truth be told, I sometimes fear that Soviet
Union is in decline, too. We have not the rigor we had in the early days,
when Lenin and... the others led the Revolution. In my position I see
statistics that suggest..."
"Your position? I'm not sure we have been introduced," Peggy observed.
"A thousand pardons, Prime Minister, I am Yuri."
The spy-master, thought Peggy, nodding.
"If I may just continue, lady Prime Minister, I have seen statistics that
suggest that growth in my country is not what it might be, that drastic
measures might have to be taken if we are ever to reach pure communism."
What an interesting fellow, thought Peggy. This is a man with whom we could
do business.
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(Tuesday, 14 April, 1970)
The House of Commons was packed. It was the first sitting day after Sir
Keith Joseph had made the speech. All eyes were on Ted.
Ted rather wished they weren't. He wasn't looking forward to doing what he
had to do but he felt little choice in the matter. He hadn't spoken with
his colleagues but he was sure they would follow him.
Keith was an idiot. A compassionate idiot but an idiot nevertheless. The
government had proposed legalising abortion. Most Conservative Associations
were outraged and Ted could see their point of view. If a chap didn't want
to be a father he shouldn't have sex with a woman in the first place.
But Keith had proposed extending the existing access to abortion in limited
circumstances, to a particular class of person. The class of person needing
the concession being the teenage mother of lower socio-economic status for
whom ongoing motherhood would see that particular class becoming
demographically over-represented. That Keith had used the words 'swamped'
and 'picaninny' made matters even worse.
Ted, along with a number of Conservative elder statesmen had seen Enoch
about the matter, explaining Sir Keith must be disciplined and seen to be
disciplined. They had left thinking they had Enoch's agreement. Then last
Friday the Opposition Leader had given a television interview, the essence
of which was 'boys will be boys'. It had made headlines in all the Sundays.
People had stopped talking about the damage Benn and her crew were doing
to the country and instead were roasting the Conservatives for the harm they
were doing to the fabric of society.
There was no mechanism for getting a leader, mid parliament, to step down,
other than moral suasion. And Ted knew that wouldn't work on Enoch. But it
was now impossible to stay in the same party led by Enoch until 1974. So
Ted stood up and gave his personal explanation.
"It is with a heavy heart that I have to say this," Ted began, "But the
Conservative and Unionist party is not the party I began serving twenty
years ago. Its leadership today is not the leadership it has enjoyed over
the years. I look at the Right Honourable gentlemen leading the party," if
Ted's head turned it was an undetectable flicker, "and I look at the
Honourable gentleman on my left," Ted now turned to Jeremy Thorpe, the
leader of the Liberal party, further down the opposition benches who was
looking like a man who had just made the final payment on his hovercraft,
"and I ask myself who is more like me? Who better holds to the principles
of Disraeli and Churchill and Butler that I have always held? Who can I
trust not to say one thing and do another? For me I have no choice if I am
to continue to serve my country and my constituents in Bexley."
Ted flounced down to Liberals' seating in the certain knowledge that dozens
of his colleagues would shortly follow. He sat ostentatiously next to
Jeremy, Cyril having already moved one place along. Jeremy's eyes were
shining with the vision of a Liberal revival that had come at last.
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(Thursday, 16 July, 1970)
Jimmy felt like the Great White Father. He had come all the way to Suva to
negotiate the final arrangements, as to have asked these simple but honest
folk to come all the way to London would have been too patronising.
The weather was surprisingly temperate for a tropical island in the height
of summer. Not that Fiji was a single island. There were two major islands
and almost a hundred smaller inhabited ones. Viti Levu, which Jimmy was on,
and Vanua Levu for some reason reminded him of West and East Falkland
islands.
The national anthem was a sticking point. Ratu Sir Kamisese Mara wanted
'God Bless Fiji'. But the strident monotheism of this was offensive to the
substantial minority who were Hindus. The even smaller minority of Muslims
were also displeased because the God in question appeared to have many of
the characteristics of the Christian God. Only the largest minority, the
Methodists, were pleased. The Ratu said he spoke for this minority although
there were a handful of delegates from the Fijian Labour Party who were
Methodists also.
There was a serious need for compromise and this was an environment that saw
Jimmy at his best. "Why don't we adopt an anthem that we can all agree
upon, with which we will all be happy?" he asked. It was clearly
interpreted as a rhetorical question for it was met with silence. "What if
the anthem doesn't mention God but feels if it might?"
The Ratu had to ask, "Whatever can you mean?"
"Suppose the anthem doesn't mention God but still sounds like a
non-conformist hymn. I don't know, something with a first line like, 'Fiji,
My Fiji, How Beautiful Thou Art'?"
The delegates looked at each other then stared back at Jimmy.
"So you'll think about it? Good. It's getting late, we'd better resume
tomorrow. 9 o'clock everyone?" It was only a question but Jimmy knew that,
coming from the Great White Chief, they'd take it as an order. He'd be
seeing some of the others later that night, the Ratu had offered to
introduce him to kava.
[If you'll just let me continue.]
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