There couldn't have been that many women in Thaxted suitable for Alfred,
Jimmy concluded, seated in the sitting room of Number 2, Weaverhead Close.
Peggy and Alfred were sitting together on the sofa in animated discussion.
It was one of those rare occasions where Peggy seemed to be having trouble
getting a word in edgeways. Alfred was now an old man but the Roberts fire
still burned within.
"That Harold Wilson chap. Know the type. Practically a communist. Can't
abide him. But I'll vote for you personally. Just as long as his rag-tag
lot loses..."
"But father, I'm not standing in Maldon..."
"Good job too. The last lot of MPs we've had here have all been queers and
communists. If you ask me..."
"If you'll just let me continue, I'm not standing in Maldon, I'm standing in
Bristol South..."
"If you'll just let me continue, my girl, if you ask me they should never
have got rid of Hugh Gaitskell. He would have stood up to the homosexual
lefty element that..."
"If you'll just let ME continue, Bristol South-East..."
Jimmy turned his attention to Enid, who had just asked him solicitously if
he would like some tea. "Do you have anything stronger?" he asked
hopefully. He recalled that Alfred was a notorious teetotaller but hoped
Enid was hewn from different timber. His hopes were dashed "Only orange
pekoe" he was told.
"Have you any pint mugs, please?"
"Ooh, no. We have china cups, like the posh people use."
"That will be lovely, thanks," said Lord Stansgate, masking his
disappointment.
With some effort, he made the proffered cup last more than three mouthfuls.
He was desperate for a pipe but knew better to ask for that. Perhaps the
wind-chill factor would not be so severe as the afternoon wore on and he
could step outside for a meditative puff.
Enid Roberts seemed delighted to have a good audience. As the president and
sole member of the Thaxted Viewers and Listeners Association she had few
people to talk to. Her main outlet of communication was the Letters to the
Editor page of the Chelmsford Recorder. Within ten minutes Jimmy felt he
had come to know Enid quite well enough.
"Is there anything on the telly?" he asked desperately.
Enid picked up the Radio Times. "Filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, filth,"
she declared, scanning the three channels' offerings for the next few hours,
"and a repeat of the Queen's Christmas Message. Would you like another cup
of tea?"
Jimmy sagged, "That would be lovely, thank you."
The father-daughter bonding was getting louder.
"And I suppose you don't even like black people!"
"Wogs? They're all right. Go for a year on a grain of rice. No, it's the
Irish you've got to look out for. Traitors. Stabbed us in the back in
1916. Bailed out of the Commonwealth as soon as we stood up to Hitler, too.
But don't you worry, Margaret, Enoch's onto them. D'you know how many
different languages..."
"Enoch! The butcher of Hué? Why, that man..."
"Butcher of Hué? No girl, it's that Vo Nguyen Giap or whatever his name
is[2], who's the one responsible for..."
"If you'll just let me continue..."
"If you'll just let me continue..."
[If you'll just let me continue.]
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