The five members of the Radical Leveler Party (Lillburnist-Frondist) lounged around the flickering light of the communal electro-vision. From the horn they heard the voice of the man known throughout the country as 'Lord Charles' transmitted in tinny tones. "Secure your future with the Democratic Leveler Party. Goodnight and God bless."
The next program was a worthy documentary about the fiftieth anniversary of the combustion engine. Viscount Nigel Fortescue turned the electro-vision off. Such programs were only of interest to military buffs or citizens of the New Colonies. For those living in Europe or the Americas the cities were given over to pedestrians and light rail. There was no room or need for the petroleum burning mono-carriages.
"I do hope," said Nigel, "that once Lord Charles has been returned for his second term we will finally see some true Leveler policies."
Adrian Molesworth looked thoughtfully at the other four. "You know, if Lord Charles is re-elected I think he'll move the DLP even further to the right." Adrian wasn't quite sure why he said it. He couldn't quite explain to himself this feeling he had. Already he could see the others looking incredulously at him.
"I can't believe what I just heard," declared the Honorable Penelope Cholmondeley-Smythe (pronounced 'Smith'). "How could Digger Adrian use such a manualist word in this day and age?"
"What I was trying to say, Digger Penny is that Lord Charles has some sinister..."
"Handedness again, Digger Adrian!" rebuked Lady More-valuable-than-rubies Fairfax, known by the others at her insistence as Digger Jools.
Adrian tried again, "...that Lord Charles will maliciously..." It was no good. When the RLP(L-F) smelled blood they were like sharks. This time it was the turn of Lord John Douglas, the party's leading intellectual, to weigh in.
"Malicious, from the French 'mal' meaning bad and left-handed. You are being an unrepentant manualist, Digger Adrian!"
"Honestly, Digger Adrian," sighed Nigel, "if there's ever going to be any change..."
By now Adrian had had enough. As the only fluent Latin speaker in the party he was able to say the equivalent of "screw you guys, I'm going to bed" without causing further offence.
As he lay on his big brass bed he wondered. Where had everything gone wrong? Was it the late development of technology as the RLP(L-F) had always argued? The steam engine not coming along until the 16th century, millennia after the first cities, allowing wage-slavery to develop.
Or could it be, a heretical thought here, the other way around? That the steam engine had been discovered too soon, before political ideas had been mature enough to embrace it. Leonardo had made his discovery well before even rudimentary representative democracy had evolved. What if his discovery could have been delayed by even two centuries?
Adrian Molesworth slept fitfully, his rest interrupted by a succession of dreams. The seaside. Ice lollies. A holy city with pink spires thrusting up, up, piercing the clouds. And Lord Charles, his beard bushier than ever, laughing, laughing.
Adrian awoke. It was a new dawn. He had a fresh confidence. He knew that there could be a better world than this England of 1865.
[The End]
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