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Contents

1. The Spanish Match

2. A Walk in the Bohemian Forest

3. Soupe de Canard

4. A Song for Europe

5. The Imperialists Return

6. The King of Spain's Daughter

7. Never Mind the Uzkoks

8. The Day of the Dupe

9. The Black Adder

10. Every Man an Elector

11. Oliver's Army

12. I Dreamed I Saw Phil Ochs Last Night

Just Another Thirty Years War With Steam

Part 11

"By 1643, the Hapsburgs' power was broken, and peace was in the air. Yet peace talks stalled over who would indemnify the seeming victors for the costs of their armies. Indeed, the armies themselves refused to disperse without their arrears of pay. Ferdinand III was unwilling to grant the concessions his opponents were demanding. Wearily, they girded themselves for one last assault on one of the centers of Hapsburg power...

"To the modern mind his action seems barbaric, and reinforces the idea that Cromwell was an anti-Catholic and anti-Hapsburg bigot. Yet the Sack of Vienna must be seen in the context of the times. The usage of war sanctioned putting to the sword those who persisted in defending an untenable town after being summoned to surrender."

- 'Thirty Years of Death and Sex: 1618-1648', David Parker and Geoffrey Ogg, editors (Hull University Press, 1865)

It was the Battle of Rocroi [1] that was the turning point, thought Oliver Cromwell. With King Philip IV's army defeated he could no longer aid his thrice-cousin Emperor Ferdinand III. Yet the Hapsburgs held out vainly in hope of better terms. There had been some hard fighting. The rail lines of Germany were a ruin. The last three years of the War Oliver's own armored train 'Old Ironsides' had scarcely left its shed in Dresden as Oliver had led his Saxon army on horseback like a crusader of old.

Almost as hard as the war had been the peace. He had been here in Hesse-Nassau for the best part of a year. Finally the negotiations were at a conclusion, God be praised! Ferdinand would keep Hungary and Bohemia. Styria and Upper and Lower Austria would be given to the victors as reparations. France, Sweden and the remaining members of the Protestant Union had agreed that these prizes would be given to their soldiery. Similarly Salzburg would be divided into estates to be shared amongst the losing Imperial soldiers in lieu of pay. "Every man an Elector, indeed!" Oliver remarked.

Duke Maximillian of Bavaria was allowed to keep the Upper Palatinate to compensate for the loss of his electorship which had reverted to Charles Louis [2], and ostensibly to settle with his army. However Oliver suspected that the wily Duke had the wherewithal to pay off his troops and thus expand his duchy's borders.

Oliver felt that his time in exile on the Continent was nearing an end. Although he had won a sizeable estate in Upper Austria he did not think the life of a margrave would suit him. He had already heard some of the nobles at Hesse-Nassau whispering behind their hands about his Welsh origins and the events at Vienna. Let them think what they want, Oliver thought angrily, I am who I am - warts and all!

He had been keenly following events in his homeland. The pretense of a Council of Regency had collapsed. The Levelers, dominated by Fifth Monarchy religious fanatics had seized the government through an army they controlled imperfectly. Although a Puritan, Cromwell had no time for those who would prescribe the beliefs of others. Had he not said "Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties"? [3]

The country was falling into anarchy. A bad kind of anarchy. Very soon the people would welcome a man on a white horse. Or a man on the armored train 'Old Ironsides'.

George Monck, Cromwell's lieutenant, came over to where Oliver was sitting. The English general knew he would need Monck's services in the days ahead. Yet George was looking agitated. Oliver asked after his health but George went straight to the heart of the matter.

"Bohemia. It was the violation of Bohemia we fought against. Fighting for the right for her people to choose their own religion and ruler. Yet its seems for these princes 'convenient' that the forced exodus of the Protestants from her borders be allowed to stand; that the unfortunate nation be returned to the Jesuit backed rule of Ferdinand III. We fought for thirty years, Oliver, we fought for Bohemia. And this is the outcome! What of Bohemia?"

Oliver leaned back, his hands locked behind his head, "Ah, yes. Poor Bohemia!"

[To be continued]

[1] This battle was immortalized in folksong. Two centuries later the Flemish Weavers were still packing music halls with their arrangement of 'The Rocroi Line':

     Oh the Rocroi Line, we put up a mighty good fight.
     Oh well the Rocroi Line, we put the Spaniards to flight.
     The Rocroi Line, we had a mighty good fight.
     But if you got to fight, hope you gotta fight
     the kind of foes we was facing
     there at the station of the Rocroi Line.

[2] Charles Louis, the son and heir of the late Frederick V.

[3] No, he hadn't. In our timeline at least that was Milton.


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