Brother Felix, now on service in Rome, had written to More with good
news. The Holy Father viewed the late Bishop of Geneva as a martyr to
the war against heresy and he would be canonised with all due speed.
Ere long Jimmy would become St James the Even Lesser.
More anticipated even more good news arising from this audience, He
introduced Tamina to the King's court.
"Tamina Spalatin from the land of the Turks? That's an unusual name for
one of your lady friends, Sir Thomas. Don't they usually have names
like, um," King Henry scratched his beard, "I don't know, Sticky Date
Pudding or something?"
Tamina curtseyed, "If it pleases Your Majesty, while I am in England I
have been giving thought to going under the name of Comely Wench."
Henry laughed, "That's good! I like a girl with spunk." The King took
a step forward but caught the glares from Queen Catherine and Mistress
Anne and prudently took another step back. Changing the subject the
King announced, "Sir Thomas, I feel it is time for England to have an
Inquisition of her own, answerable to the Crown and not to Rome. A
National Inquisition. And it is our wish that you be the National
Enquirer."
More bowed, "Your Majesty. Will this mean I still report to you through
Cardinal Wolsey?"
Henry considered, "I think so. Simpler for all, really." He paused,
then added, "Sound man, Wolsey." More thought a note of doubt had
entered the King's voice but then he was Bluff Hal once more, "Anyone
for tennis? Mixed doubles. Sir Thomas, you and young Comely against me
and..." Henry glanced towards Queen Catherine.
The Queen kissed her husband on the nose. "I'm a little tired, dear,"
she said, "Why don't you play with Anne?"
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